Chad: I wanted to be a priest when I was a kid. I was an altar boy...
Flea: They used to all say that I was gay when I was in high school.
Anthony: They didn't allll say that.
Flea: I used to get it all the time. There was a rumor. Probably because they caught me fucking that guy in the locker room.
Chad: That has nothing to do with it. Just because you were being nice to the phys ed teacher in the shower.
Flea: I knew Chad was gonna have to run with it...
Chad: Speaking of priests, where was I?